The Something
  Simon McGee

  There once was a something
  It really was something
  It wasn´t smooth and it wasn´t large
  It wasn´t bumpy and it wasn´t small
  But the most weirdest thing of all
  It wasn't anything at all
  It wasn't short it wasn't tall  
  It wasn't wide it wasn't skinny
  It wasn't anything
  Not the smallest little thingy
  It wasn't anything but it was also something
  It is weird and let that be that
  Then the something took off its costume and hat
Simon McGee