The Something
 Simon McGee

 There once was a something
 It really was something
 It wasn´t smooth and it wasn´t large
 It wasn´t bumpy and it wasn´t small
 But the most weirdest thing of all
 It wasn't anything at all
 It wasn't short it wasn't tall  
 It wasn't wide it wasn't skinny
 It wasn't anything
 Not the smallest little thingy
 It wasn't anything but it was also something
 It is weird and let that be that
 Then the something took off its costume and hat
Simon McGee